these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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