woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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