my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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