Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
