there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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