You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Do vagina's smell?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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