i just identified you from a description of your pipe
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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