Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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