5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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