i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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