I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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