But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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