So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
