Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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