i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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