Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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