Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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