a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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