so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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