Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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