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You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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