I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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