My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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