porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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