making cat noises will not fix the situation.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
