thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
