ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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