Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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