i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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