some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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