It's like God shit irony all over that family
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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