love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I smell like Dick and happiness
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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