hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
We have so much sex to catch up on
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I just had sex on a roof
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Randomize
