So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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