I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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