Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
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I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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