You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
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Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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