Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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