Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.