I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?