so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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