what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.