Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
