The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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