Where is the hickey?
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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