Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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