I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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