I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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