Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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