i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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