honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
ttyl tear gas
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You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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