what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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