Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Randomize