I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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