love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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