You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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