Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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