You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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