Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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