Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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