If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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