why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
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I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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