Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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