Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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