In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
